“Never would have beaten (insert European goalie here) with that shot.”

Common mistake here, it’s actually better if you keep floating a bit and wash up on the shores of Ireland.

Great job Deadspin, you found a dime store economist to shit on MLS using questionable facts. I’m sure he has read all the Freakonomics books and Gladwell too. He must be an expert! Looking forward to next week when you bring in a psychic to predict MLS’s future.

I’m not really into ‘smart billy haisley’ either.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”