Yeah, nothing like this ever happens in the Premier League.

I’m with Andrew. The Industrial Scale Business or Process Control Engineer gets to run the gamut. Poultry? Oh, I’m not talking about where they process the meat; I’m talking about where they process the birds. Whether it be the feed lot or offal (google it or ask), you’re in for a treat. But it gets better!

Uh, Billy- the only thing that matters is that the team qualifies. Only once they fail to qualify can you deem it a failure. I know you wrote a lot of words assailing the roundness of the Earth, but it’s still fucking round, scro.

You missed a pretty big deal. SUM (Soccer United Marketing) is the profit center for MLS. They received $125mill for capital infusion in 2012 from Providence for a 25% take. They bought that back from Providence this year at roughly 3x the price. SUM makes big money for those owners. I guess since Szymanski neglected…

From your lips to god’s ears...

Simmons did this in the hopes he could get in on that. It’s his pervy social dysfunction on display for everyone to see. That’s why he was able to build an audience and why it’s perfectly acceptable to hope he ends up as a prison mop in the near future.

Also, Klinsmann’s far more accomplished as a coach, but nevermind that. Regardless, it was a bullshit move on Timmy’s part...slagging your teammates based on their nationality is extra shitty. People were up in arms when Klinsmann dared criticize his players’ performances publicly, but this is someone how cool no big…

Sox-Yankees? Are you going soft on Simmons now?