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I currently use benefits stay put eye primer but that stuff doesn’t allow for blending and it makes me -grumpy-. Currently examining other primer options! I like creamy to powder ones.

I was just raving about the color, pigmentation and staying power of UD’s eyeshadow cup things. But if you like highlighters, there’s this special stuff called Becca highlighter that is available in stores right now, but is apparently nigh impossible to get ahold of? It’s got a golden glowyness to it and it is SUPER

I am an eye color junkie.

What if you tried mixing a couple colors to get what you need?

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE MAGIC STICKS! zomg.

OMG this. So many brushes, so little use.

NAH infinitely more interesting than the girl with the taco bell name. ;)

I smell a new Jezebel series!!!

I can’t help but wonder, why does she think she’s qualified to speak on these matters, and just why is anyone listening to this ridiculous bigot? How and why does she get any media time, anywhere? We aren’t copying what Palin’s smarter child, Trig says, so why waste time with the dumb one?

Haha!!! Yes!! Someone true to my heart!!

Comedians, by definition and trade, are funny. Joy Behar is not funny; ergo she is not a comedian. She’s just a tool with a recognized name.

Nurses have the toughest job ever. They see some nasty stuff, they do the dirty work that doctors don’t have to deal with, and they do it longer hours and for less pay than doctors. Plus, if there’s an emergency, the facility can mandate a lockdown, keeping nursing staff there until the emergency clears. I highly

All Yelp’s fuckery makes for a terrible user experience, too. We all KNOW what Yelp is up to, and that they're not trustworthy. It only takes that one time you go to a 5-star place and find that the pizza is cardboard or the nail salon is nasty and you realize that something is fishy and Yelp smells like low-tide. You

What’s particularly troubling is that the catholic hospitals are dismissing bodily autonomy.

Wow. I actually didn't expect to hear that they were so poor quality, in light of how much money the Catholic Church/Dioscese/etc. have, and how they are supposed to be charitable - operating out of love, not running on fumes. Sad.

$35,000? Seriously? A meth-head passes out and her two young children are found outside and alone, and she gets $1,000 bond. An illegal immigrant seeks healthcare for her painful condition and she gets a ridiculous $35,000 bond. What the fuck for? Do they think immigrants just have hordes of cash stored up for just

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I have been there as the child in relationships like that.

Either way, this loser was concealing alcohol to be drunk in public.

I am sorry you have to deal with that in any capacity.