YES. YES. and YES.

Well of course you won’t, because someone that pitch-fucking-stupid is likely ALWAYS drunk, and when they’re not drunk they’re hung over. So either they’re a miserable pissant (hung over) or they’re fairly tolerable (drunk). Either way, they need to conceal alcohol because they’re a waste of fucking sperm from day one.

Yeah, that’s what I got out of it, too. Someone doesn’t put vodka in a baby’s water bottle unless they’re pulling a fast one. And someone definitely doesn’t physically violate the mother over something like this, unless they’re a raging alcoholic.

Oh this guy is a real fucking winner. Put vodka in the baby’s bottle, yeah, GREAT IDEA. Because we all know what you intended to do with it - conceal alcohol to drink in public from a baby bottle? You fucking waste of human flesh. Then to physically assault the mother for YOUR actions - Hell has a special place for…

I just remembered that we had this punny volley going on, so I thought I’d come back here just for the halibut.

Ohhhh yeah. Tell me about it. My nugget found one at the grocery store (who sells them cheap!) and it's been a downhill slide ever since. He wants the bigger and bigger toys that cost more money than they're worth. ::sigh:: he has one. We bought one more and we're holding out on it until he willingly potty trains. At…

Actually, even that would be completely bogus, because the Old Testament is completely comprised of the Jewish Torah. There is only mention of a coming messiah, but no mentions of his existence.

I don't think it needs to be a physical fence, per se, but more one like the never ending story, a gate that will test your reading comprehension and general intelligence. If you fail or try to cheat, the statues shoot lasers out of their eyeballs.

Let’s just visit Puerto Rico for that. They got the good kind of crazy over there.

Technically, since the bible says that you should not judge others and leave judgement of others to God, then yes, Jesus did win. She’s no longer allowed to pass her rudimentary judgement on others. However, I think these losers forgot that passage and I highly doubt they are celebrating having lost.

Hahahaha yeah I have been completely assimilated. My life is over so why not share it with those less fortunate, right? Haha

Whether she signs them or her office, I'm unclear because I haven't seen details reported. I have seen that there will be weekly reports to see that she has complied with whatever the courts required in order for her release- so she either must issue them or not present an obstacle to others. Either way, marriage…

Yes, because people with Down's syndrome are often better and smarter than she is.

That was me!

I actually met a woman who LOOKS and SOUNDS just like Linda. It was amazing. Chinless weeble and all!!

The theatrics of this bullshit make me want to go all stabby-stabby.

No.

Dear everyone, especially the teenage girl with the horrific fryer oil burns:

LOOK! I saw this on Juxtapoz and could not help but think of you and your article. My gawd.

Right? A lot of people forget that federal assistance has absolutely NOTHING to do with being able to afford to live. It is based off of imaginary numbers that have zero relationship to real life. It’s absurd. Anyone who bashes the federal assistance programs has never needed federal assistance, and they’ve no idea…