All. Night.

God this song is the perfect thing for me because I have MY SHIT TOGETHER, but I really really liked this guy who did NOT, and HE fucking dumped ME a few weeks ago.

YASSS!

You may want to take a second to read "non-tabloid covers" in the original post and calm your ass down.

Her little pause before saying the word "ugly" killed me. I know she had this awesome retort, but you could tell she thought it was a bad word, and it hurt her a little bit. I'm glad she has an awesome momma who encourages this good self esteem.

His is the most clever jab in this entire embarrassing feud. Which isn't saying much.

Someone please send Will Arnett to challenge Gaston to a handsome funny guy with a gruff voice - off.

Um, Gaston could totally get it.

I think they probably aren't paying this guy enough, he's just so good at being Gaston.

I LOVE EVERYBODY

I insist we see more of One-Dimensional Female Character, though I suppose we may have seen all of her dimensions... I enjoyed this entire episode. It was very pleasant. And that was the best use of Zamata so far. She's otherwise only been Rihanna/Michelle Obama or random stock background characters. Ooh, and the…

It sure comes off that way when you leave out big chunks of things.

The journalistic integrity of an author has been called into question, and true to Jezebel ethics and practices, she fires back with middle school sarcasm.

"I have absolutely no interest in defending Lena."

But in this article you do defend her. You defend a questionable action as innocent and harmless without the subsequent context that would indicate that it very well may not have been innocent. Regardless of how early this behavior started, this was an early indicator and predecessor to actual predatory abuse…

They want to defend Lena and the only way to do so is to omit.

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

Yes, but that was six years ago. All you had then was okcupid and match. And we had to walk uphill both ways to get there.

YOU BETTA WERK, SHONDA.