YOU WOBBLY BIG FELLAH, YOU FINNA FALL. All Night is definitely my summer night drankin’ jam.

Oakland resident here, and I fucking love it. Primarily because it is one of the most diverse cities in the states in terms of race, sexual orientation, and age. The diversity creates a cool fusion of cultures in the art, food, and nightlife scene. It’s much more fun than the monolithic culture across the bridge in…

You know how in high school you got jealous of your bff's new boyfriend and how much time they spent together? I wonder if Kanye has the same jealous feelings about Bey and Jay's new uber romantic career plot. I could see him saying something to Kim along the lines of: "WE USED TO GO ON TOURS AND DO COLLAB CDS…

Also on late night yesterday, Aziz Ansari beautifully explained why everyone who is scared of a word (feminist) is dumb. I didn't think I could love this man anymore than I already do, but once again I've been proven wrong:

Umm hold up, Iran So Far feat. Adam Levine is definitely one of the best Lonely Island songs of ALL TIME https://screen.yahoo.com/snl-digital-sh…

Him and Mindy Kaling need to get married and reproduce already. They would have ridiculously smart, beautiful, goofy kids.

What's even scarier is that I find him lightweight fine. Something about that accent...

That was one of my favs of the night. I think the jazz interludes with the random landscape shots got me.

If you don't have a personal oompa loompa (recommended) you can modify the exercise by throwing it up against a concrete wall and the ball will bounce back.

Also, the Ray McDonald case for the 49ers, who are still allowing him to play after he was arrested labor day weekend for abusing his pregnant wife. Not to mention another call the police got regarding McDonald back in May. But the niners refuse to put him on administrative leave and continue to hide behind the "due…

word.

This is obviously her burner phone.

I've tried these pods multiple times, and the most sleep I've been able to get in them is like 5 minutes. They feel like a dentist's chair which is terrible for someone like me who can't fall asleep unless I'm on my belly on curled on my side.

Whoops, misspelled the last name. I meant the comedian, Bill Cosby.

He sounds like a mini Bill Crosby. Down to the head shake and all.

Ugghhh that song was terrible. The performances are subpar. Jay Pharoah's jokes aren't funny. Can Beyonce just perform already and shut this ish down?

booo go home you downer.

It would be a great conversation starter! It's part of artist Allie Pohl's Ideal Woman collection - "The Ideal Woman symbol is an agent for change: to challenge the social constructs of perfection." Check it out: http://alliepohl.bigcartel.com/product/medium…

I'll just leave this here: http://www.teabreakfast.com/lil-wayne-rick…

Sad how true this joke is