I like how it’s so definitive. It’s not any old very large telescope it’s THE Very Large Telescope, sort of like Eunice Burns.

Partial transcript of the 911 call (the one he placed AFTER the incident):

I see George Zimmerman is keeping busy.

Yakov Smirnoff “Famous Russian Comedian” is sort of like the Holy Roman Empire: he’s neither famous, Russian nor a comedian.

Nixon’s resignation. I remember going to my grandparents’ house and while the adults were watching TV us kids were playing hide-and-seek. I was Nixon, my sister was Archibald Cox.

Deadspin Challenge: Find a more punchable face.

Hot dogs are salty and savory. Ketchup is tangy and sweet. They balance each other nicely tyvm. Better than a fucking pickle and that bastard of a condiment Americans call “mustard”.

Cuz nothing could go wrong with lip reading:

Errol Spence Joonya is the future of the WW division.

Non-voting delegate.

The citizens of the District of Columbia prove you wrong.

The thing about all the seemingly fast travel is that we really have no time reference. Dates are never mentioned and since the seasons are all weird that offers no help either. Also because we see multiple storylines in each episode it may seem that they all happen simultaneously, but that’s just an assumption. Plus…

In “Tootsie” the Syracuse theater is a ramshackled barn. Syracuse Stage is an excellent and well-regarded regional theater, and is not a barn in the boonies, but a very modern theater located in the city, right down the street from Syracuse University.

It’s gotta be the Browns if only for traumatizing yet another generation of fans.

Great recipe, but according to Google Translate it calls for 160 grams of corn field. Now I can find 160 acres no problema, but 160 grams, problema grande.

I vote for the the Snowcaps, both seriously and ironically.

I’ve never understood how a pro sports draft is legal under anti-trust law. I get that the collective bargaining agreements negotiated between the leagues and their respective player’s unions make other labor market anti-trust matters moot, but when it comes to the draft I’m a bit perplexed. The CBA is a contract…

Cheech and/or Chong.

Hafftasay there is resemblance: