“Render” is another one— how hard is it to remember to put -ing on the end of it?

Please add to that list “the reveal.”

He was 2008 World Champion...

It’s probably not a flat-crank V-8, it’s more likely the current SBC with 180 headers giving it the flat-crank sound — which means you could put conventional headers and exhaust on it and make it sound like the good old days if necessary.

Yeah, but you’re in ... Florida.

Meh. We ordered some shirts for a boat and they came back reading “San Fransicco.”

Funny-- that sounds like what my (Italian) godfather called “Italian amnesia:” You forget everything but the grudge!

It’s amazing how fast the airbags deploy, eh?

It’ll be fine...

“One of the Beetles had these incredible rare Italian-market-only front indicators. You can tell them by the little triangle of amber in the otherwise clear lens...”

No profits where taken by ex-slaveholders in the South after 1865?

You mean the nation which unilaterally abolished slavery 45 years before the United States and didn’t need a civil war to do it? The nation which, in the 20th Century,  divested itself of its colonies and protectorates without wars of independence? 

Go racing.

That’s not stupid!

As a Mustang owner, I’m blaming Stuxnet.

Damn! Now there’s a good idea!

Add into that Joey and Robert’s brother-in-law Melvyn Robinson, who was killed at the North West 200 in the late ‘70s and I’d hope that Michael finds a way to walk away which leaves him at peace with himself.

The takeaway: Look at the huge variety of stuff listed here and think twice before adding any of it to the audio track of your in-car video of flogging your tuned Z-car/Lotus/Vette/Porsche/Jaguar C-type.

Spare a sympathetic thought for the Gen-Xers/Milllenials who’ve had such crap music to listen to as they were growing up.

Basically, it means gas is far too cheap in America.