Shhhhhhh!

Only if the Google folks have seen this video— you think they’ve programmed their mobile warts to handle unmarked cliffs?

Yep, track day.

Most do, or at least did— when did assimilation become a bad thing?

They you need to pronounce his last name as “ya-cob.”

This dude abides.

“Climb in, shut the door and it’s like you just put your head underwater.”

O.K., so when were the first explosive artillery shells used? I thought Civil War cannons just shot, you know, shot. Large balls of various metals or grapeshot, like the guns of Nelson’s Navy.

That makes no sense and yet, I agree!

Geez, Alfa just can’t catch a break.

Almost as good is hearing “Crahftsman Truck” pronounced with an English accent!

Emma! Why do you look so bored? You’re in a 6C 1750 Gran Sport Zagato, fercrissakes!

Bonus internet points for the Matta photo!

And the “H” actually won a race, but it was in the back of the Lotus 43 when it did it at the ‘66 USGP.

Yep, we’ll get an Alfa wagon, but it’ll be AWD and tall enough to wobble around corners.

This is why I look at Jalopnik every day.

play stupid games, get stupid prizes.

Yes, please!

That was the first thing I though of, too.