‘A perfectly reasonable product next to a dangerous and heinous one,” thinks both political parties.

I’m guessing guys don't go to the urinal wearing something like that. Strictly stall peeing.

please tell me you are sipping mountain dew through a twizzler and wearing bugle corn chips on your free hand?

Isn’t the rumour that they originally hire a South Asian actor to play Ejiofor’s role who ended up backing out last minute? I think they ended up having to recast like 2 weeks before production started.

I’m pretty sure Matt Damon knows when diversity is an issue.

TBH, I’m much more interested in seeing this movie [after I read the book] now that I know Chiwetel Ejiofor is in it. But I would’ve been just as happy with Tony Leung. Or Daniel Dae Kim. Or Donnie Yen. Which...why the hell wouldn’t you cast one of those dudes?

This annoys me when characters are written as a specific race and they ignore it. They really couldnt find two asian actors to play these parts.

I thought Chiwetel Ejiofor was only cast when an Indian actor had to back out at the last minute?

Or at any rate, you like sleeping indoors and eating regular meals.

This needs so many stars. I’m still laughing!

i just want to ....ok i won’t resort to violence

how many times a day do you think his campaign manager says “hey uh, dr carson

Holy shit. It’s like he didn’t even know where he was.

And Brienne. I misspelled Brienne, too. Basically, and I guess paradoxically given the criticism over gratuitousness, the women characters (on the HBO series) have experienced more and better character development than the men.

Ahem.

Fuck that guy. Natalie Dormer is fucking beyond stunning. I consider myself pretty firmly heterosexual but she is the only woman who has ever made me go “Hmmmmm...”

Ben Carson makes me so sad. I was so inspired by him as a child. I read his books and he helped solidify my dreams and goals to become a doctor.

I quickly skimmed through this and thought, “What kind of event would attract the sort of social idiot who actually would ask another human being this question out loud?”