I believe Kara has given us the definitive explanation about Ben Carson.

I stalwartly avoided the books when they came out. But then I got into reading sporks of 50 Shades, which made me curious as to how similar it was to Twilight. This past spring, I read the Twilight series. It was terrible. There, I admitted it.

This is the kind of statement when you realize that all of the other person’s knowledge consists of old movies. Hollywood History, folks.

but whyyyyyy are we still giving this man a platform. shut this shit down.

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I see he’s been reading Kara Brown on foundation. He looks good, the stupid idiotic pathetic fuck.

His campaign is like D-day. D for douche, that is the day someone douches.

I read twilight but none of the following books. I got half way through the second one and couldn’t take it. Too much whining and hand wringing over a dude I don’t see the appeal of. Worst part is...my mom recommended the series.

Is Ben Carson saying that a Democratic president is the equivalent of Nazi Germany continuing to occupy Europe for the second half of the 20th century?

His logic:

The next one. Promise. The next next one, I mean.

I will never ever be able to think about Ben Carson without thinking of Bad Lip Reading’s “One Little Wee Wee” song. Sometimes I feel like the man is prescient. Carson is such a wanker.

Americans love WWII history in general, but it is sacred to conservatives: if the revolutionary era is the equivalent to the Old Testament in American history, WWII is like the 4 gospels of the New Testament. And just as conservatives invoke the Bible to suit their self-serving needs, they also invoke Nazis and the…

WTF? Why isn’t anyone in his “camp” advising against this? He sounds more ridiculous every day.

Doesn’t he have a memorial service to get to? Or is still to busy and will catch the next one?

Keep in mind that Carson is delusional. He thinks that America already IS Nazi Germany, that no one is able to speak out without being punished, and that he is the lone, brave voice in this wilderness of enforced silence.

Seriously.

I am seriously starting to wonder if there is early-onset dimensia here. Is he okay? Does he even realize what he’s saying?

His whole tax plan seems to be, “Nah, not me. Tax that other guy behind the counter who makes less money than me.”

He’s saying that he’s willing to redirect the IRS toward you. If he gets audited, he’s telling the auditor about that money you brought back from Vegas. And if he’d been on the beach at Normandy, he’d have by god hidden behind his brothers in arms.

It’s like I was there in 1944. I know where Carson is coming from.