1 kick yay, 2 kicks nay

So it’s ENTIRELY possible he was just trying to order chicken salad for lunch and what came out sounded like a resignation.

DC babies unite! Let’s uber to Jaleo for tapas and talk about what NGOs we work just loud enough for everyone to hear.

Honestly as long as they arrest people who need arresting and not teenage clock-makers and black people driving places, they can paint their handcuffs any color they want. Once they get the basics down, then maybe they can handle a more nuanced discussion about breast cancer awareness.

I didn’t experience bad kissers until later when I switched from girls to guys. One dude would start breathing extra hard and I was like I’m not a balloon!

I think there’s a difference between a lack of chemistry kiss and a plain old terrible kiss.

Counterpoint: Always, always tell someone they’re a bad kisser so they stop trying to eat you.

onto a couch covered in assault rifles

In my mind, anti is short for antiquing and she’s just a really big fan.

I can see how losing $6 billion could be considered a disaster.

THIS! He equates both control over women and violence with manhood, and when he couldn’t be a man one way, he opted for the other.

I’m not a fan of regular sugar cookies. They’re like big pads of sugared butter. But ultimate sugar cookies I could get behind.

I’m fine with these? But the apple-less apple pie. That’s just a pile of nonsense.

So fight like a zombie horde? This article is making more and more sense.

I can’t see the video, but please tell me he talks about how he’d carry a gun. Because I can’t think of anything more out of touch with reality than a black man exercising his second amendment rights.

Dear White People should be required viewing at this point.

God bless the Satanists.

Dead Women Can’t Vote

I’ve never heard the phrase “count on a butcher’s hand” before but that’s hilarious.

I know right? They make it so difficult to talk about anything else.