I’m sure the American anti-abortion crowd will support him despite also being anti-immigration. And so the hypocrisy continues.

Operation Rescue

I can’t star comments like these enough. The patriarchy creates self-loathing men. Access to guns turns them into terrorists.

distraught eagle is perfect

omg, we’re NOT on the same blotting team. ;_;

#notallAmericans or something

If anyone is good at holding multiple opposite viewpoints at one time, it’s a conservative Republican.

I’m glad we’re on the same pizza blotting team. Although I’m more of a pizza wringer - I squeeze it in half and let all the grease pour out onto the plate.

Transubstantiation has cracked me up ever since I was getting my first communion at like 8. The teacher was trying to explain that the wafers PHYSICALLY become Jesus’ body. I was like symbolically? Spiritually? Magically? She insisted no, PHYSICAL FLESH. That was the beginning of the end of religion for me.

Progressive property-value based fines for excessive water usage, please and thank you.

I DID NOT KNOW THIS

I figured it out guys. This was all a false flag by the American Catholic Bishops to blame the pope for Benghazi.

I’m a true agnostic because I couldn’t decide who to meet with so I stayed home and watched tv.

If you mean my response, I don’t think so? Bless your heart is somewhat condescending, while you are a delight is at face value.

Pitbull, the most important artist of our time

This thread was the best thing to discover the morning after. Keep up the good work late night Jezzies!

These men hurt my soul.

I distinctly remember half my class in 7th-8th grade having boyfriends/girlfriends, and I went to Catholic school!

35% does feel like a low number, but maybe it’s different now?

I hope the FBI starts tracking all these fuckers as potential terrorists.