Yeah, I got that after the fact :/

I’ve read enough terrible fanfiction to know it comes from werewolves.

Do these guys really think they’re the nice guys? I’m so confused.

You handled that troll with class.

SAME... almost. I made it through Dogma, but I think that’s the only one.

This is the stuff of nightmares.

I mentioned in another comment that I figured it out. Too late to edit though!

You know, I’m normally pretty good about detecting sarc, but I completely missed that one.

It’s not though? Sometimes you just don’t want grease sliding down your chin or spilling onto your clothes.

I get where you’re coming from, but there are literally mass shootings in the US every day. I think we’re averaging more than one per day so far this year. There aren’t any good days to complain.

At work so they’re blocked, but I’ll enjoy these when I get home ;D

I got puked ON. Wasn’t a flight though, a train. The kid (who had obviously been drinking) did one of those abrupt vomits, tried to cover it with his hands, except his fingers acted like a spray nozzle and I was doused from head to foot.

There’s no right or wrong answer. If you want to keep them, keep them. If you want to burn them, then burn them.

God bless America

“I’m going to change DC!”

Right? Could you imagine how many minorities’ baby permits gets “lost in the mail” in white districts?

I’m on the opposite team for this one. We want the government out of uteruses, not having even more domain over them.

That’s true, but there’s also a better chance someone else will do exactly that once ungrayed.

i can already tell this comment section will be the best comment section

buying ad space must have worked to get people to look at it