He waited for just the right moment too, as if he already knew she’d want to walk away. Fuck him.

Your mouth is saying no, but I’ll just continue to read that as a yes.

Because the drinking age is 21, and when you’re a new freshman in college finally away from the parents, and without anyone to buy you alcohol, frat parties are the place to get drunk, meet hot guys, and “enjoy” the college experience.

You created a burner just for this? You’re really committed to whatever it is you’re doing.

can’t star this comment enough

This is the worst dork makeover to date. The only difference is a neck brace? Really?

If I were a journalist I’d troll men CEOs all the time with questions women usually get.

Also, what is it with impolite umbrella people on city streets? You need to RAISE or LOWER your umbrella, and I will do the opposite. Conversely, you do the opposite of what I do. YOU DON’T JUST KEEP WALKING WITH YOUR UMBRELLA FACE LEVEL. I AM TALLISH.

The more I look at it, the more I’m in the Photoshop camp. Then again, I’m really bad at telling these things.

I’m used to it from my parents. They aren’t surprised politicians have sex scandals - they EXPECT it because we are flawed creatures prone to influence from the devil, and it makes religion even MORE important to help people through the “lapse in judgement”.

IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE LICENSE IN THE WORLD AND DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE

Chill pope is dead to me. Whatever we had, we’re through.

He gives off a weird creepy smarmy vibe to me.

Lol, my reading comprehension skills are top notch today.

Ah ok. OF COURSE people would interpret a quote about longing to belong as militant. I had momentarily forgotten about the alllivesmatter crowd, somehow.

I might be misinterpreting the quote, but I can’t see how it’s militant.

I can’t help but wonder why more people don’t refuse to be in pictures with Paula Deen.

This is confusing the fuck out of me. Does this mean all those other hollywood kid pics have their parents’ permissions to be published?

The problem is there’s a lot of people who do buy that crap.

I’d have believed it if he had said Pennsylvania.