My partner is in NJ right now on business. I keep texting him to make sure he’s ok.

I’m missing a very key piece of information here. Very key.

The coffee-infused jeans also protect the wearer from harmful UV rays.

This is the greatest conversation I’ve ever read. I’m dying. Also, you’ve all revealed yourselves to be monsters.

Ha oh jeez. I didn’t read the whole quote, just what this article pulled.

To be fair, if I said I’d love a Trump presidency because free hats and golf, I’d hope nobody took me seriously either.

I don’t know what this says about me, but I’m ok with this.

I’m feeling pretty inspired today.

Wow, people ran this scam domestically? There’s a reason these scams come from countries where the US has no jurisdiction. This is fraud 101 people.

On one hand, YAY!!!!!

If I weren’t at work, there’d be a picture of praying mantis sex here.

Or she’ll assassinate him. I can see it go either way.

That’s because you’re an immigrant-loving communist hippy... or something. What were we talking about again?

babies don’t sleep, and now neither do you!

Emma Stone

Ah ok. I didn’t take quality into account. That makes sense!

I get what you were trying to say, but how you said it earned you criticism. A business does NOT have the right to deny service based on WHO the person is, only for WHAT they are doing (i.e. no shoes, no service). If you believe that a business can deny service to a gay person, and you don’t see how that’s a bigoted…

You are a treasure.

Are these really all that? I got boots from REI that are fantastic for winter, so I’m not sure what the big deal is. Is it just the style? Are we still concerned with fashion an hour into shoveling out our cars? Do we all so quickly forget how winter boots quickly become white salt-encrusted foot igloos during the…

If you change “LGTBetc” to “black”, you can see the 1960 version of yourself. Also, change to “women” to see the Saudi version. It’s a fun game, think of all the possibilities!