Yikes. Okay, there’s a lot going on here, and I’m hoping some other people chime in, but I’ll give it a shot.

I’m on the east coast though our support office is based in Minneapolis, and calling for help is a DELIGHT. It’s probably the closest you can get to Canada-level niceness while still being in the US.

A good friend knows whether it’s time to lie or time to tell the truth.

That’s too adorable. If I were at that wedding I would have died in my seat from cuteness overload.

I’m in DC too! And I work in wealth management! I know exactly who you are talking about.

TEAM CECILE. And quite frankly that salary isn’t high compared to the bullshit she gets for running PP. They couldn’t pay me enough to get all the threats she probably does on the daily.

I don’t know. Being around rich progressives in DC, I feel like the middle of that venn diagram is larger than one might expect.

his performance or the lack of any monologueing.... or both?

This is making me think of Being John Malkovich and that this guy is super serious about his puppetry.

I’m so glad I didn’t wander into DC at all this weekend. I don’t know if I could have handled accidentally stumbling into any of this mess. Reacting appropriately takes a lot of preparation.

I think we’re all so cynical we’re already expecting the shitty rom-com. I wouldn’t be surprised if the “feminine” aspects of their personalities are played for laughs.

It centers on three men who explore different sides of masculinity in a weekly men’s group meeting, where they cry, beat drums and fire-walk to find the answer.

I was like why is Penelope Cruz in this photo

I’m a huge fan of watering down my juices. It really helped with heartburn as well because all that concentrated acidity was wreaking havoc on my system.

Seriously. Haribo bears are great if your favorite part about eating them is the chewing. Otherwise fruit snacks all the way.

10/10 would buy

I’m at the point in my life where even a couple of margaritas will fill me with regret.

I’ve been breaking my mother’s heart ever since she realized I’d never give her any grandkids. I’ll be on this train to the end of the line.

I’ve noticed that! I did a euro tour in 2011 and was like man they really like their Nutella over here.

yeah, I have a British friend who walks down our cereal aisle when he visits for shock and awe. we’re like the only country that puts sugar in milk and calls it breakfast