Paula’s Dear Diary entry, however, will be the best one.

George Dalton (the Camp Firewood DJ in the Wet Hot prequel!)

here, mine is ‘gonnagetmesome’ which just happens to be the same as my Ashley Madison account

true though

more like Miss Lamerica, amirite?

Game of Thrones is still going though.

Oh Edith, you’re always such a martyr. I’m going now to take off my hat.

I went into that movie not knowing anything about it and was like WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

Oh god I can’t STAND bitchy Mary. I’m hoping Edith knocks her off her high horse once and for all.

I’m also fine with his public shaming. I don’t believe these men will ever stop being inappropriate for the sake of these women, but I do believe they’re more likely to stop with the threat of public shaming hanging over their heads.

A shame men can’t see the point, but being porcupines is one way to stick it to em.

noooooo what is this???

I’LL ALLOW IT

SUP

I like to think I’d react well in that type of situation, but not (yet) having faced a mass shooter, there’s a good possibility I’ll be found curled up on the floor in a puddle of my own urine.

so sad that it’s true

Since you won’t be committing any murders, there’s no reason you’d give me any bodies to use as decoys for the HOV lanes now that commuter traffic is terrible again.

Meanwhile in California...