I’ll say we probably have different standards for/definitions of a functioning democracy and leave it at that.

I mean, someone can help her, right? .... right? ....

The sad reality is that in a functioning democracy, we always get the government we deserve. I’m hoping we get our shit together by the election.

I know what I’m doing tonight.

She is a goddess of restraint.

This is immediately what I thought of.

Ok, so, hear me out on this. What if the city puts some hot NYC cops out there in shifts to raise money for the police force. That’ll give the lady tourists some eye candy and a piece of the picture-taking action. And instead of cracking down on the desnudas, they could like be nearby to serve and protect instead. WIN…

I’m using the zoom out method to about 67% which makes it kinda tiny with tons of white space, but I still like it better than the in-your-face font.

So next comes the part where the guy makes up a gay sex encounter to be disproven later and make this story less shitty, right?

The boy was alive but suffering from a bad couch

Maybe her field of fucks is barren.

I feel like the definition for scarlet letter has expanded from adultery to anything a woman should be “shameful” for.

Mix into cupcake icing and give to your enemies like a normal person.

10/10 would watch

Whiny men are the worst.

I did too. We can hang out under this low bar together.

get out

I took a vaca to NY a couple of weeks ago to see a show (Then She Fell, AMAZING), and spent the entirety of trip in Brooklyn. Did not end up in Manhattan once and had a blast. One afternoon was spent in a vintage clothing store with a ton of seventies wear (THE PRINTS!!!). I acknowledge I might be a terrible human…

Bet he had an Ashley Madison.