it’s true, that might be the saddest coat I’ve ever seen

Maybe the man in question was really old and dating himself.

I think it says more about the age of the men than her age.

WHY ARE YOU TAKING PILLS FOR THAT HEADACHE. IT’S UNNATURAL.

“At 8, I had men putting dimes in my hands saying, ‘Call me. It’d be so great to f— when you’re older.’ And just horrible stuff.”

except with an unsettling ever-present rictus

There are not enough nope gifs to convey the amount of nope going on right here.

Nobody can make burning man sound charming.

I’m sort of surprised he didn’t double down about her face.

TO WONG FOO

if their tech demo involved taking the woman’s face and putting a Nashville filter on it and then walking away, I would have loved them forever

That’s how I treat online dating profiles.

All of technology was meant to bring us to this moment.

I have an uncle who works for NASA, so I can confirm they are terrible.

I work in a male-dominated office at a prominent government agency in Washington, DC.

I’m with you. We’re accelerating towards peak absurdity.

If by ocean you mean an ocean of corgi-obsessed freaks with outstretched hands inching closer and closer...

the caption is misleading, that camel doesn’t look pleased at all

Her son could probably make recommendations. He’s at the right age to know the better studios and have several favorites.

you in the grays anywhere is a national tragedy