Did I ever tell you guys about this one time when it was almost Christmas time, and there I stood in another line trying to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Christmas mood. And standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting anxiously, pacing around like little boys do. And in his hands he held a…

I laughed! It’s so rare these days!

They must be so excited that they’re going to get a free summer vacation at Freedom Camp!

Love this.

An excuse not unlike the infamous Rob Ford who answered he might have smoked crack “in one of my drunken stupors.”

And there’s certainly no chance he drove off the road because he was busy punching his wife in the face and not paying attention to his driving.

In case anyone out there was confused about how the voting/enfranchisement system was rigged, here it is. Jill Stein filed for a recount. She paid the required fees. And now, suddenly, she is not “aggrieved” enough to demand a recount. Any registered voter should be entitled to demand a recount if they can pay the…

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

Something something holding doors! Enjoy your equality, ladies, where you’re forced to open heavy doors WITHOUT MALE ASSISTANCE!

I’m firmly against it regardless of gender, too. But even more so for women because the military can’t seem to clean up its act when handling sexual assaults against women. I would be absolutely mortified if we were in war and my daughters were forced to participate, knowing the way things are ran currently the…

Same. Abolish the draft.

I’m firmly against this move, but it’s because I’m firmly against the draft regardless of gender.

Mitt’s face looks like someone put him in a box and tied him to the top of a family car and drove down the freeway till he dribbled runny shit.