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Dang, this nothingburger is loaded.

I still actively avoid looking in the mirror when I go to the bathroom at night.

Gotta say, I’m a little torn on this one. Yeah, Mr. Cool James should be boycotting this event. But I really like the idea of Trump’s base seeing him honoring ONLY “one of those rapper thugs” and the inevitable train wreck of Trump ad libbing about hip hop.

Probably just the result of locker room talk. You know how boys are...

Wait until you see how bad she fucks up the snarfblatt.

“What it does provide, however, is a photo of Gwen Stefani staring into the camera while doing something with her mouth that would be described as kissing if she seemed remotely interested in the second party pictured, a photo of an armadillo-shaped cake...”

Yes, and all hail Kamala Harris for saying* “If a man puts a gun against your head and says he hopes you’ll give him your wallet, ‘hope’ isn’t the most important aspect of that sentence.” Everyone knows what Trump meant and shame on the GOP for thinking we don’t get that.

Precisely.

Bless their hearts; People magazine surely means well.

I remember as a kid being in KMart with my gramma and being like “Who is this Gloria Vanderbilt and why are her clothes so bleh?” I predict the same arc for Ivanka’s fashion line.

This guy? Not so big on gun control...

“I’ve been given more enemas by more people over the last eight years than you can possibly imagine.” -Jason Chaffetz, as quoted in Politico, not really understanding how one should frame a resignation announcement.

So many things! Why does he only have about 6 pictures of her? How did anyone ever think she was actually Black? When will that song get out of my head?

Dang, that’s like a big, revolting Creamsicle

Hey, just reaching out to say i’ve been there and it’s scary and awful. And each day it gets a little better, or at least you figure out something new or take one more step. 9 years after my divorce from a guy who literally gave zero fucks when I told him I had cancer, and called me a whore in front of my children

The second one: KISS-lee-ak. (or KIZZ-lee-ak)

So I should repeatedly wipe this porous, gooey stick across a moist, dark area of my body to seal in the discharge that my body expels as waste rather than using a tampon? Because bacteria? Great understanding of germs, doctor.

No.

Try http://sanctuaryrestaurants.org/. It probably won’t be completely comprehensive, but it’s a good start. And maybe they can point you towards other sources?

I’m not 100% sure of this, but the place my husband and I own is a member of the Sanctuary Restaurants group. I know they had been compiling a list of members.