Right? She was married to an extremely wealthy fast food restaurant CEO and yet couldn’t afford a trip to Chicago? Plus, I mean, I love Chicago, but it’s not like “oh, I wanted a free trip to Paris or Rome.”

That’s word for word what I yelled while driving my son to school today. I may have also referred to him as “Really? That asshole?”

That weird wispy mustache dangling over his lip speaks volumes, doesn’t it?

Alternative fact: Kellyanne Conway IS the knife he used to stab the guy.

Here in Wisconsin, the gerrymandering was recently found to be done unconstitutionally. Since the OP’s comment was about Wisconsin, that seems relevant.

That is the election fraud and vote rigging we should all be talking about. Congrats to Putin on the win, but voter suppression and gerrymandering are the unsung heroes in this story.

This must appear on all Trump articles from now on. Let this replace the gif of Bugs Bunny sawing Florida off the US

This is going to be tough to laser off.

Questionnaire developed by Delores Umbridge.

“And a shitweasel. Don’t forget that part.”

Shit happens. What can ya do, right?

“I couldn’t have punched her that time! I was too distracted driving off the road because I was shitfaced.”

Sometimes when I snap at my kids, I’m like “I regret how I handled that.” And that’s pretty much the same as shooting up a pizza joint because you think there are sex slaves in the nonexistent basement.

Rep. Pete Sessions of Texas went so far as to describe the announcement as a way of “coercing America’s daughters”...

Why are her boobs doing this? Did they bind the tops half of them and pull them out the bottom of the binder?

Mitt’s face is like he’s playing charades and trying to get his team to guess “Stockholm Syndrome”.

Creating an account just to say Peaky Blinders is an incredible show. Gangsters and sex and intrigue and badass women and Cillian Murphy...