How about you just leave after 20 minutes so it’s less crowded for the rest of us who enjoy music? Thanks!

Not really sure how the Krypton scenes were “deeply boring”. If anything, they’re among the most visually striking and interesting in the whole film. This meme about origin stories being a chore has become a meme in and of itself.

Yeah, I totally got that and it was condescending as fuck.

One of the many MANY stupid plot holes. That all tied into DJ betraying the plan to the FO... except he couldn’t have possibly known since not even Poe knew (See Mutiny Sub-plot) and therefor, Finn and Rose didn’t know. What the hell did I watch?

because it is a poorly written film

even shorter review:

I’ll take Milwaukee over Detroit.

I’d rather live in Philly than Cleveland, Cincinnati, Indy, and Detroit combined.

The man(child) in the White House is disrespecting the entire country on a daily basis, kneeling for the anthem should be the least of any of our concerns.

What is more respectful of America than exercising your civil rights in support of others’ civil rights? That’s the most American thing I’ve ever heard of.
Maybe your America isn’t the same as mine?

Ya know, if a backup catcher from Chicago was going to get unreasonably famous, it should have been Ron Karkovice.

“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

God, John Lackey is such a fucking pud.

Grew up in Chicago, started life as a Cubs fan but became a Sox fan at about 12. I lived in Denver about five years ago and there was a “Chicago” bar where I could go watch Bears, Bulls, Hawks, Cubs... and that was about it. For a while. At first they would grudgingly put on the Sox game when I ask for it on one of…

Being a Sox fan is miserable enough without you trolling us, Tim...

OK, I don’t know what the heck is going on with these random White Sox stories here that have been showing up on Deadspin lately but...

I’d honestly rather have that. At least it has something uplifting and exalted in the name.

Alternate headline. Seriously, it’s been hard as fuck to be a Sox fans. There’s very little to cheer for, nothing really hopeful on the horizon (Renteria = meh) and an organization that is just spinning its wheels in every fucking aspect.

Does anyone else think it’s really depressing that the team is going through all this embarrassment to defray less than half the cost of Alex Avila’s salary?

Leave it to the Bears to win a game that only pushes them further out of good draft position and simultaneously gives the Packers a better shot at winning the division lol...