Sounded more like Sylvester the Cat to me:

It’s also Halloween weekend. In the Bro and Big 10 alum capital of the Midwest. Plus its Wrigleyville, the Bro and Big 10 alum capital of Chicago.

Agreed. This is what I’m picturing.

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

Go Dodgers, fuck the Cubs.