What if I just say it loud and with a lot of energy but it’s not really ‘funny’ per se?

Since we’re talking about things that suck and no one should have to watch...

I don’t think it’s particularly outlandish for someone, particularly a celebrity who likely had many sexual encounters, to not remember one such event 36ish years ago where there was booze involved.

This is the double edged sword of justice, it’s good that sexual harassment or worse is no longer acceptable simply because you are famous, influential, rich, or simply male, but it also gives cover to people who are willing to exploit the climate for whatever ends they may have. The mere accusation is enough to ruin…

I astounds me that these tweets generated a fucking article. This is news?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Man, that’s really going to sting. Imagine it. You’ve bought tickets to the home opener. Sure, you don’t think your Browns are going to do much this year, but we’re all 0-0, and it’s it great that football is back. Anyway, you get your gear, you drive out to the stadium. Maybe do a little tail gating. And then it’s…

There’s a small but powerful subset of extremely “christian” police who believe that they are they chosen by god to be the shepherds of society. Which makes the rest of us sheep, of course. And nobody is supposed to mind if the shepherd shears a few sheep for his own profit or kills a sheep when he’s hungry.

Because US police tactics are based nearly entirely on compliance. This puts people in two groups, compliant and non compliant, and there’s no in between. Then they pump them full of training that “the bad guys” are going to KILL them if they make one wrong mistake. And kill their partner too. That their mistake…

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

People are getting very creative with their excuses to avoid watching Browns games.

Power. See how quick officer McSmalldick attacks the nurse after the person on the phone tells him he’s making a mistake? Officer McSmalldick believes he’s entitled to whatever he wants, and how dare you stand in the way.

Just my opinion but the police in the US are very militarized, in fact a lot of them have background from the military so I feel that makes an impact. Also it turns into a very much us vs. them mentality...America is a violent country and we see it through cops. I will admit there are parts of this country where I…

All they’re asking for is 10% of whatever FEMA/insurance eventually pays out Praise Jesus

He looks like he’s being played by Martin Short in a shitty comedy about his own life.

I used to live in the neighborhood back in ‘09 and ‘10, and Sunday morning traffic around that shithole sucked.

This is such a stain on the legacy of Confederate Gen. Ryen Beauregard Russillo.

Man, he really let himself go after Scott Van Pelt broke up with him.

They look like a family coming back from the lottery office after finding out they didn’t actually the jackpot.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?