Germany, where terrorist attacks are a very real and pressing concern: “Will all 86,000 attendees please evacuate the premises in a calm and orderly fashion?”

Wait until September when you read his “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” essay.

Diet coke, extra sauce, another scoop of ice cream....

I assumed the NFL was allowing Trump to announce picks when I read the line about an orangutan.

Curt Schilling thought that ball was not far right enough.

“What’s the best way to deal with paternity?

Fortunately this will never be needed in America because of our highly successful Abstinence Program.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

A blog whose readership probably is comprised 95% by people who should be working instead of visiting and reading the website while at work should probably be a little careful about outing employees procrastinating on the company dime...

Hey, this could be a hostage situation.

Excellent effort to get a stranger fired. Odds are solid that someone from that office reads Gizmodo.

Putin already has.

Glad everything turned out ok, but let’s not pretend those German Typhoons were there to ensure the safety of the flight and its passengers.

No, this was totally out of line. It’s not Snoop’s place to teach American kids bad words their parents don’t want them to hear. We have the current President of the United States for that.

A job that requires no education, no marketable abilities, and no background checks attracts people that lack critical thinking skills and basic mathematics knowledge. Who woulda thunk it.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Not sure if you watched this season but it has been very good. I think if you do they pretty much nail the underlying theme of why Trump is so popular. Member berries anyone?

Well that’s odd. I spent all my years in high school trying to play with the girls.............

New International Asshole Version. It’s spreading like wildfire.

Is this an example of what you mean: