I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

It’s a perfect example of how he argues. After claiming that Kobe was one of the best players in 2010-2013, he whips out “25th in VORP for 2012” and hopes that the first two numbers cover for it. Get the hell out of here, man!

they have three official mascots

I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

Spoiler alert: In an article about what happens in a movie, what happens in the movie will be discussed. If you do not wish to be exposed to what happens in the movie, do not read an article about what happens in the movie.

he is entitled to think its not political in the same way i am entitled to think its absolute bullshit.

Kolašinac maniacally (some might say recklessly) charging into danger while Özil flees is everything about Arsenal, tied up into a failed carjacking/robbery.

The only thing that would’ve been more Arsenally would have been if Mustafi showed up late and inexplicably ran into the robbers, knocking them over in front of…

The fact that Steve Ballmer isn’t consistently soaking-wet is incredible.

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

Any drive-thru, in front of me:

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

I play polo-style from the golf cart without ever once stopping the cart completely. He knows nothing about slow play frustration.

I treat every trip to Walmart like a raid - you get in, do violence on the objective and get the fuck out, you stick to the list, don’t make eye contact and do your best to ignore the fat fucktard with the Glock on his hip in frozen foods.

Report: Roger Goodell Is A Feckless Stooge

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

No cap, no max contract size, no draft, no college basketball, and the bottom four teams at the end of each regular season get relegated to a semipro league and replaced by that league’s top four teams.

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession

I even searched ‘disc dogs’ just in case, and nada.