God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

*chef's kiss*

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Deadspin usually has sports?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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“Tom said he might play as Leicester on Fifa now, though,” Mike added.

[buzzers in]

“What is the Answer " would've been amazing. 

No, no.  The question was literally The Answer.

What do you expect? None of them are from China where the NBA is owned.

“LeBron Recite NBA Games From Memory For Me, Coward”

Fixed! 

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.