“Look, Coach O’Brien, we know you coached football 10,000 hours last year, but you also changed the toilet paper roll once, so now you make $7.50 an hour, OK?”

I’m just going to give you a star for this comment to hopefully dig you out of the grays and let others see how tightly you clutch your pearls. 

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

With the new vaccination laws in CA , will there be some doctors y’all think will still see non vaccinated kids ?

That was a triathlon joke

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

Dashes ranked.

+1812

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

You mock but I’m sure in 20 years some Silicon Valley Douchebag will be taking his kid to their first game, point up at Durant’s retired jersey and say “You see, Little Elon, that jersey belonged to Kevin Durant. An extremely online weirdo who played here for three years in the service of building a brand nobody cares…

I enjoy that he employs the conservative method of, “I’m very smart and enlightened but most Americans are dumb rubes. So when I discuss them, I just envision the dumbest most dog shit idiot and say that is who you must win over."

Other famous Austrian painters include...

One thing I hate about writers is when they write something that causes a swift and broad backlash, and their defense is “You misunderstood what I meant,” as if that is a valid defense for a person whose job it is to convey ideas to third-parties via the written word. I write for a living, and if someone who is…

So, and this is completely hypothetical here. If the Women’s Soccer Team wins the World Cup do you think Megan Rapinoe will go to the White House? Completely hypothetically speaking of course.

Jesus Barry, you buried the lede, but man, congrats on having the worst opinion in Funbag history. Its a long list of bad opinions, you shot right to the top.

But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.

Mama, there goes that bigot