bwelty
The Anxiety Haver
bwelty

“Hi. I’m Kylo Ren. You may remember me from such battles as Starkiller Base and the Jakku Skirmish. But right now, I’m here to talk to you about starship insurance. Whether it’s a freighter or a fighter, a breakdown or a snowy crash, AllGalaxy is there for you when you need them.

I feel some level of compassion for Heidi. I think she has bizarre taste in men, but as somebody who’s struggled with depression myself I can’t be anything but sympathetic to other people who experience it. And I respect that the family was honest about it when the police report came out, instead of blaming exhaustion

Other than hatred? Visceral revulsion is all I got.

Screw You, Trump, for making me feel something other than hatred for Cruz.

Watching her last night I finally had the feeling like yes we have a late night host who is skewering everyone who deserves it. When she read the feminist rule book and just said fuck it and destroyed her. John Oliver is great and fantastic at his job, but Sam Bee has that anger that we all feel hearing this type of

Look the problem is that there are too many rape kits and not enough resources to test them all.

If I had to die by shark I’d definitely prefer to be completely drunk.

Oh yeah the scene, diorama no one, everyone remembers as being probably the most terrifying, not scary at all moments in the film, tv show.

JFC. That’s an expression… Not a direct conclusion.

Good for you taking a bold step and freeing yourself from the oppressive chains of context.

Start at the beginning....

Grandma has been trying to vote all morning. My vote is to name the ship the Bea Arthur.

Is this a metaphor for gawker’s bank account?

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Tyler, I absolutely love your writing. Please tell me you will still be employed after The Hulkster owns Gawker. I look forward to Foxtrot Alpha every day.

Life imitating fiction

Just ftagn around.

It always comes back to anime...

The real question: when will they bow to the demands of a modern society and add "cuntpunt" to the Dictionary?