bwelty
The Anxiety Haver
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Normally I'm not too protective or resistant to remakes, but in this case HELL NO. The '83 movie is creepy and weird and unsettling and I don't trust a modern studio to produce something as uniquely macabre.

My best friend and I are obsessed with her. When I tell people who aren't fans what she's like, I usually say that she's possibly from outer space.

Basically. I love me some Tom Hiddleston, but Tilda Swinton is fantastic and she's probably the main reason I want to see the movie.

I never know if I am incredibly turned on or incredibly frightened by Tilda Swinton.

That is how I feel

*slow clap*

Yes, and for two reasons:

you must be new here.

The only thing Millennials need to know about the 80's is this guy:

"Thank you sir, may I have another." Explain that, Kev.

I'd like to admit here and now, that I stole a frosty purple lipstick from Wet Seal when I was in middle school and it has been eating at my conscience for almost 15 years now.

I would imagine the racial diversity there made it difficult for him to find a shot.

Having an anthropologist/scientist for a grandma makes you a bore! I've been reconstructing scenarios of ancient people since I was 6. My "weekends at grandmas" were low on cookies and high on being sent on gathering missions and reconstructing mouse skeletons from owl vomit.

I'm baffled by the concept to cheese too. Not only because someone had to be hungry enough to eat some curdled milk, but because at some point someone saw chunky milk and thought, "you know what this needs? Rennet." An enzyme you get out of a mammals stomach. Who the? What the? Huh? Who the hell came up with

I have also wondered about cheese, beer and wine. it is true that our ancestors did not have distractions like television and the internet.

I WONDER THIS ALL THE TIME! Even stranger - who was the first person to see some curdled cow's milk, and go ooooh, I wonder how that tastes? Let's call it cheese!

Ah thanks, I thought it meant only a rich person could afford to go enough times to join a gang.

Do it! Virgin is miles better than British Airways. The only thing BA does better is have more flight options, but it isn't worth the crummy service, IMO.

"Tomorrowland...Main Street USA...Toon Town and Frontierland...and Adventureland. Each of the five areas of the park is a finger. When I close my hand it becomes a fist. And, if I wish, I can turn it against you."

That's the most appropriate use of this gif I can imagine.