Nope.

Would it kill her to crack a smile? 21 years old, on the Oscar red carpet. But no, your angsty persona is way more important than appreciating the moment. Sigh.

stop.

Boobs, you're under arrest!

I don't know, I'm kinda over her. I don't dislike her or anything, but her charming and sweet personality has overstayed it's welcome. When I heard she was stunning again at the Oscars, I was like, really? That had to have been fake. People have accused her of, I guess you could say, "exaggerating her stunningness"…

Yeah, it's too bad she lost to an old white guy...
Oh, wait...

I remember not loving that bright orange dress she wore at some festival. Other than that... nope, she's perfect.

You're gonna want to clarify which is which real quick...

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I still think that box of Samoas was great in Winter's Bone.

Oprah Winfrey partied despite her Oscars snub. Same.

No. Next question: is there a corner of my heart she hasn't completely charmed/conquered? Also no.

No, there is not - she's worn them all, she's worked them all.

"In other Jennifer Lawrence news, there are J-Law Red Carpet Fall Truthers because of course there are."

You're assuming way too much knowledge of your holidays. I and I'm sure a lot of other people had no idea that Ash Wednesday was coming up or even what it means. Beyond that, no one was making fun of Jesus the figure, but the article was making fun of the weird, white-washed, overly sexualized versions of him that are…

Can we please refer to Jeffrey Hunter by his proper name? Star Trek Jesus.

Do you think JFK and RFK... like...accidentally rubbed balls? That had to be weird.

Breastfeeding is only "free" if you think a woman's time and comfort are literally worthless.

Oh no, now you're going to get the hordes of LaLeches:

This, BTW, is the face I feel we're both probably making...