I also just put two and two together and the Genie is Coriolanus Burt!

Can you even IMAGINE how jealous Titus is?

Charlie is kind of a dick.

WOW she looks like Jessica Lange!

“Please explain comedy to me.”

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

Scrote scrunchy.

Re : Josh Duggar

Build a time machine so we can go back and not invade Iraq in 2003.

Cousin of the swole-aby.

Does this make him a mar-SUP, BRO-ial?

Consenting adults? A’ight then. You do you.

I wondered if the girls in question included one or more of his sisters. And then whether they were urged to turn the other cheek. And then I got sad.

Well now I’m worried about his gazzilion sisters and the football team he is surely planning to have with his wife.

I am already ready for the jumpsuit revival to die.

Basically the Queen is all, “Hire dozens of nannies! We’re royals!” and Kate is like, “I hate you.” Which means William was probably all, “Granny dear, would you mind easing up on dear Kate? She wants to be a mum to Charlotte in the way she pleases,” and then the Queen was like, “I swear to god, the men in this family…

Tom Hardy doesn’t make soulful eye contact with the camera as he takes a long, lusty, and most importantly MAN ONLY shower

ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE ON OUR WAY