I’m not glad he’s dead. I’m glad the elephant, who was MINDING ITS OWN FUCKING BUSINESS, came out the victor on that day. Ya win some, ya lose some. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I tell you this, an MLS player would never be able to do that...”

Glass houses, internet commenter.

Clitheroe?

This dessert planet is located in the Creme Brulee system.

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

“I was praying for her salvation. I was praying that she would come to know the one true God.”

I bind you, Iowa legislature, from doing harm!
Harm to your state and harm to your constituents!

“sausage penis?”

You are saying that summary execution is a just consequence for running for your life in America. Is that what you mean to be saying? Because it's what you are saying.

So I'm black.

Actually, both men served in the Coast Guard. Guess how many stories mention that the victim served compared to those mentioning the murderer served?

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

Don’t you mean he was “Brunched” in the face?

As a wise man once said, “Never Tweet.” (I think it was Jesus Christ.)

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“ Calm your Easter tits, California. “

Ugh. The second to last time I went to Sephora I went in and was like, "I am looking for a new foundation. I don't want it to feel super heavy, I would prefer sheer coverage or something that doesn't look like spackle, and I need it to last most of the day because I'm lazy. Cost isn't a hinderance - I just want to…