SKIN. CARE. Which brands are worth the price? Which are basically scented wax and Vaseline? Would love to hear about your favorites (specifically: anti-aging peels, exfolliant, and night cream.) Thank you so much!

"Denmark, Dude"

VEGAN IS PERFECT FOR EVERYONE AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT YOU HATE ANIMALS AND WANT TO TORTURE THEM.

Why talk to a doctor that knows nothing when I can ask the Internet that knows everything?

Imma let you finish. Wait, no I'm not; I have a penis.

YOU GUYS I want an actual Muslim president so bad. It doesn't even matter where he or she stands on the issues; it would be worth it just to watch these morons cry and shit themselves.

I'm not so "annoyed" as much as it makes me chuckle just how much people have normalized junk food into their daily diet. That's not to say that I never have any myself, but seriously, it seems like processed junk make up the majority of people's diets today; and once you start eating better, it becomes all the more…

"You've already been violated. It's just not worth it. It's too much humiliation."

You know what Scott Eastwood? Fuck you.

Ghostbusters, schmostbusters. THIS is the sequel I've been craving.

Still would.

crab water, gasoline, salt water, vinegar, with hints of citrus and alcohol.

I kinda hate the bullshit rhetoric that if you aren't vegan you aren't compassionate towards animals, ever. It can sometimes read a lot like pro-life propaganda.

Meryl-Streep-in-Devil-Wears-Prada realness.

I wasn't aware there was a rule against posting more than one article per game. Consider myself informed.

Bitch, THIS is Eleganza!

According to my extensive Tumblr "research," straight teen ladies are very into Max — especially out of drag. Gay teen boys on the other hand are very into Pearl — especially out of drag.

"Love the people, hate the crime" is the bigot's version of "But I have a lot of black friends" that racists always seem to say right after they say something racist.

these were my November 1st halloweenish wedding shoes! By missfiendish on etsy!

Omigod my shoes are the header of a Jezzie post! That is my foot!