She points out it is all part of a rebranding plan...

Fabio, I am the star to your shadow. Come to me, darling. I am ready.

Love the dog photobombing that fish.

No breastfeeding at fat camp, got it.

The writing, acting, directing, soundtrack, dialogue, humor, characters, cinematography and absurdity.

You want a toeloop? I can get you a toeloop. There are ways.

"I don't know if this is going to trick me into watching the Sochi Olympics...":

-Well, that's just like your opinion, man.

It really tied the rink together.

Decades ahead of this.

Cue the shitstorm as people vehemently defend their 10% tips.

Good things there aren't gays on this show, though. We're much more difficult to explain to your daughter than late-night ocean sex with strangers.

"How was that?"

"I just came in my panties."

"WHAT?"

"I said 'I JUST CAME IN MY PANTIES!'"

"YOU WANT TO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN FOR SOME SHRIMP SCAMPI?"

"WHAT?"

I see you're quoting from "Things Dudes Say When They Have Never Made a Woman Orgasm"

Wait. That's a music video? I thought it was a commercial for Crazy Carlos' Chunky Bracelet Warehouse.

Oh god, I can see my office from this picture, which I am viewing in my office.
SO META.

Side note: It's about bloody time Vanity.

My father is a racist asshole. I am not a racist asshole (maybe sometimes just an asshole). I am not my father, nor am I my father's father. I think the same should be said for him.

I'm no longer calling it porn, it's porna!!! Drinks for everyone.