My eyes are sweating.

Buuhhh I can’t work now.

And the Freedom Loving Real American Trump Following Patriots probably see nothing at all wrong with the intimidation and silencing of journalists.

No, that seems kind of shitty.

I’m there with you though.

What the actual shit dammit Jesus H. Christ is this hot mess of a word salad?

Ohhh. Well, ok then.

k

Huh.

I’m just admittedly way out of the loop in regards to musics.

Ohhh.

Why was he even there to begin with? I am curious.

My favorite xo writer got out just in the nick of time, moving on to better, nerdier pastures.

I just love this so much. This made me happy. Thanks, guy.

YEEAAAHHHH.

Holy Christ. I remember all of these ads. I had a lovely purple Jessica McClintock dress for my ‘94, and some sequined blue thing with black satin opera gloves (of course) for ‘95.

Agreed. Seeing him talking so warmly about Joe Biden and getting choked up about the loss of Beau Biden convinced me of his fundamental humanity.

Samantha Bee is a goddamned treasure. She’s the hero we need right now.

What the actual fuck.

“ a sentient wig possessed by an ancient evil”