bwelty
The Anxiety Haver
bwelty

It’s a man’s world, because women are just too frail to step on a gas pedal as hard as a man I guess.

You seem fun.

I dream of a cosplay article where the photos are captioned with the character name.

I could watch Idris Elba read the phone book for 4 hours and be perfectly happy.

I mean. She’s Norse. She could be a god damned Viking shield maiden for fucks sake, and she chooses this.

This man is a treasure.

yeah that did throw me a little. Russian maybe, but he wasn’t “white.”

We are a bland people, generally speaking.

I had no idea Yul Brynner was Russian.

No, I think appropriation would be me trying to worm my way into Black Twitter and use it for myself. Reading the tweets of POC is not appropriation.

I really need to go look at Black twitter right now because I bet it’s hilarious.

Oh, hello.

I, for one, am shocked.

I’m cresting on my menstrual wave right now. I needed this.

Nooope. No. Never getting on one.

Pro tip: don’t listen to this at work.

My husband (An actual Cornishman) had this to say: “Why is a nice Cornish maid being played by a Red headed lass? Ought to be a brunette, she.”

Also, a really fun drinking game to play is to have a drink whenever there’s a long shot of a galloping horse ride along the coast, or a longing glance at someone.

I am a cynical, terrible person, but this gets me every time. I love it. I don’t even care.

Just...thank you for this. I needed a pallet cleanser after reading the following comment on Facebook in regards to Sansa’s wedding: “She was married, wasn’t rape.”

#NotAllMen make money.