I'm down for some porna.

Now I'm curious...why eel?

To be fair, I would eat the hell out of a Moroccan falafel wrap.

Thank you.

It's a good thing I'm barren, because my brain is just going
"OH MY GOD NO NO EW" and

My father. My mother. My cat. :(

That's a beautiful vibrator.

I'd like to hear about how he almost got kicked out of a park.

Yeah I mean...I was ready to be outraged, but then I thought "Well those goats were probably eaten first, so better to use the skin than throw it away."

Awww mah god I am so excited. Cannot wait.

It sorta does, now that you mention it.

I'm betting Taylor drinks bottled appltini flavored malt beverages.

The whole thing was a hot mess.

Did a beam of sexy shoot out of his chin dimple?

I just screamed internally when I saw her. Perfect.

"I am no a prude, but having a male character talking about having finger sex and had sex with a female character is offensive to me at 8:30… "

Hm. I don't think so. Besides, this isn't a "project" is it?