I get parents helping kids to build the stand, make signs, etc. But I'm just picturing intensely hipsterish parents intervening and making sure the lemonaide stand is morphed into a scene worthy "shoppe," bitcoin, q-code and all. Eh, maybe I'm too much a cynic.

Yeah I'm fully doubting that these girls came up with all of this on their own.

Dammit you beat me to it. *retreats to gif shame*

Let me give you the perspective of one of the resoluters you disdain so much. I'm not lazy. I'm overweight, and out of shape, yes. I'm not lazy. Going to the gym doesn't mark me as lazy.

Seriously, riding a horse is a workout in itself.

I'm a fat girl, and I can't wait to start at the gym this weekend. Not only because I really need to get healthy, but because I delight at the idea of revolting people with my presence, who look at me as if I sully the place with my out of shape self.

After all, the gym is only for fit people....right?

I actually never made the Ferengi-Jew connection.

Holy shit, what a gorgeous woman. What a gorgeous picture.

I like that MRAs are even trolling Bieber threads now.

That's an excellent point.

I did. I MOST CERTAINLY DID.

Yeah it just seems like an odd choice.

Since I can't go back an edit my comment (Is it because I'm still grey? It is isn't it? *sob*) , seeing Vampire Bill in this just makes me think of this awfulness:

No, I know...I think I was just dumbfounded that Vampire Bill would be in The Sound of Music. I'll edit to make it more clear.

Vampire Bill?

He really is just a miserable bastard, isn't he?

Don't do it. Don't. I clicked, and then I raged. Save yourself the stomach acid.

That's what it is for me, too. I remember being struck by her seeming business acumen. She seemed so smart and in control of it all.