This actually makes me very sad. At one point in the early '00s she seemed really put together and in charge of her finances, life, etc.

How is she broke?? She was so popular at the height of her career and had so many product and movie tie ins.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Palin.

"not one that facefucks you with tinsel for two months "

My inner dialogue: "Look at the little fat babies little fat rolly caterpillar wrinkly babies." What's wrong with me?

Does Anonymous have a Kiwi branch?

Yes, I will watch this instead of doing work. Thank you.

That's.....kind of amazing. And sad. And hilarious.

*spoken in Sir David Attenborough's voice*

I was intentionally internally pronouncing it just the way he spelled it, out of spite.

I'm 35. I really need to start going to the doctor regularly. She looks so young.

There's someone in this world actually going by the name Juicy J on purpose? Really?

Holy shit.

"Strongheart Manor" Oh god, really?

I just want to be -on- Fassbender in that photo...

Look at how adorable she is. Look. I'm normally 100% anti-schmaltzy movie, but I'm totally going to see this.

Fuck yeah! Where's my daisy print halter top?!

Fuck you, Gwyneth. For a lot of reasons, fuck you.

I don't think it's that men are getting worse. I think it's the the men who ARE getting worse are getting louder.

How could I forget COCKTAIL?! God I love 80's movies with blatant neon and pastel decor.