Suddenly, I find myself wanting to have sex with a car, and I have no idea why.

You are incorrect.

Holy shit. I just...I mean, that's ridiculous. I sincerely hope this trend continues.

God, I am SO SICK of hairless, shiny men. It's just not right! I'm so glad to see hair creeping back onto chests, and I just want to run my fingers through it all.

They can Dere-LICK-t my balls.

My South Beach jeans are still around, mocking me to this very day.

HEY-O!

It's about the GAME, not the Players.

Husband said "Oh my god, is that Quantum Leap??" Yes it is, husband. yes it is.

Everything you said in this reply is perfect and correct. Thank you, sir.

She always annoyed the living daylights out of me. But, wow. Good on her for this. I can't snark about it.

I have to admit, I don't pay enough attention to the authors to notice patterns. I should probably start.

I'm going to guess that you're a Paleo-diet advocate?

" (full title: Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry's Temptation: True Confessions of Tyler Perry's Golden Money Clip, or, "Feed Me Your Money, Mommy, I'm Hungry!": The Movie) "

My brother and I both got black cabbage patch kids for Christmas one year. We loved them. He named his "Fudge" though. I'm not really sure what to think about that.

Prince vs Cosby Show - that's a hell of a tough call. Also, I just really wanted to deploy this Prince gif.

I'm sorry, but "penis is attack position" just made me giggle a whole lot.

I just cannot stomach this man.

Right there with you. It was..."Oh....mygod. That's Jim Carrey. I feel dirty now."

*so dreamy.*