God, I saw this unfold on twitter and just assumed it was another Weird Twitter joke.

Ok, yeah. I was all "Well, who's Jesse Williams?" Googled. And yep. HELLO eyes.

It's completely true. They're amazing dogs, and perfect for families.

Jesus Christ. I just...I mean, really?

God, I hope so.

The interview at number 4 is the most goddamned adorable thing.

Oh my god, that Jennifer Lawrence interrupted-by-Nicholson interview was adorable. She's adorable and I love her.

Need more "throbbing" and "manhood."

Ayep.

I gotta tell you, it doesn't happen for me. I have forced myself to work out numerous times, and none of those times produced anything close to a pleasant feeling. Just me wishing that it was over.

What a load of horse shit. Seriously.

Completely false. I have never orgasmed while working out.

No shit. Let's all of us go get drunk and bang our SO's. Or each other, or strangers if there's no SO.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Thank god I'm barren.

I'm guessing it might actually be a shelter, with some barriers to free roaming cats.

This, thank you.

Yeah, none of these things are actually true about cats. There's a perceived difference because dogs are pack animals, cats aren't That's pretty much it, and it explains these "differences" for the most part. Cats aren't evil, heartless monsters. Cats aren't indifferent jerks. They're not manipulative assholes.

I agree with you on that side boob is, to me, generally the outer boob. But maybe it counts as side boob and not cleavage since they're not squished together?

Oh my god, thank you. I grit my teeth and smile, hoping the child will go away and I'll be able to eat in peace. Husband, though (bless 'im) has been known to scowl and comment in his lovely stern British voice "I'm sorry, I wasn't aware we were dining in a creche. I thought we were coming here to pay a lot of money…