You’re absolutely not wrong—and shit like that is the primary reason I don’t hang out with smokers/vapers in general (and I’ve had the misfortune of sitting next to some hipster-looking douche like the guy in the GIF who drawled “it’s only vapor, dude” at me at a bar once—that didn’t end well).

My beer only affects…

That’s one of the most wildly misunderstood tenets of Christianity. “Taking the Lord’s name ‘in vain’” doesn’t mean uttering “God damned” - it means vanity. It’s dropping God’s name for self-enrichment. “God told me to run for president. God wants you to send me money. God loves me but hates my enemies.”

Maybe they should practice more than one kick a day.

Meh.

Boston’s without Marcus Smart, who’s a part of several of their best-performing lineups, so maybe Tatum and Brown can keep their body parts unmangled?

That’s the difficulty. If you talk to people making $7.25 working fast food, $15 is a huge improvement. To people like the Amazon worker who were not working minimum wage to begin with, it’s a worthless deal. But you can’t refuse to help many people just because you can’t help all people.

All voluntary minimum wage raises by a corporation are useless. All statutory increases in the minimum wage WITHOUT BEING TIED TO AN INFLATIONARY VEHICLE LIKE CPI are worthless.

Yeah, the poor guy, having to face the consequences of his actions like that.

not the getting caught part

This article is much, much too forgiving. I used to like Woods when he was dominating in the ‘90s/’00s. The intense kid who lapped the field and swore too much was pretty entertaining in 1997. But this humorless pornstar-fucking creep who hasn’t shown the slightest bit of repentance doesn’t deserve my admiration. He…

No shit, everyone’s acting like he overcame cancer! More like “self-inflicted arrogant asshole finally wins another game a decade later”

When he’s hanging tight with president cheeto later this week, yukking it up while kids continue to get separated from their parents remember that you felt the need to write some puff piece about a guy who never embraced anything that he supposedly represented unless he could monetize it

I am not very good with money/tax code stuff, but I feel like I remembered employers were being advised not to withhold as much so that the paychecks looked bigger in the short term. (Well, those employers who were trying to trick everyone into thinking Republicans are good).

I’m not saying the 76ers aren’t good or don’t have a chance to win the East, but the Bucks are beating the ever-living fuck out of everybody, have the best record in the NBA, and just got better, so I’m not sure how one can say the 76ers are the favorite.

Philly...it’s hard not to consider them the favorite in the East right now.

Yeah he gave a direct “no”. This is a lot of article for nothing. 

Serious question: do people still enjoy watching football? Like, does the actual act of the game bring you joy? I reduced my football viewing to only Packers games and even then I spent more time apoplectic at the refs than marveling at the acts of athletic prowess on the field. The Super Bowl this year had my…

He was in the navy 24 years.......ooooooo, I’m so impressed.

“Why can’t we get a deal?”- says the self proclaimed “art of the deal” master in chief 

One big difference between a charter school and a ‘regular’ public school is that the ‘regular’ school MUST accept all students that walk in the door. To get into a charter school in most districts you have to apply. Right there you have a self-selected group of students whose parents are involved enough (or are able…