Oh they most certainly can

*Indiana

There is absolutely, 100%, rest assured, 0% possibility the Celtics trade for Chris Paul. They would trot Marcus Smart out there at starting point before they took on that contract. Chris Paul is so far in the trash can at this point, he would be lucky to get jumpers up at the Dave and Busters pop-a-shot. He’s not…

Meanwhile, Matt Bryant is just chillin at his house. Drinkin some PBR’s.

Dude Fuck That! This is the world cup. Dunk loudly on whoever, whenever, where ever you can!

Meanwhile, “Money Matt” Bryant and Phil Dawson are still sitting on their couches downing some PBR’s.

The Celtics are also going to be missing Smart. So square it is.

Did we ever think Jared Dudley was anything other than a trash ass player? what is this story about?

The Celtics can absolutely beat the Bucks! Have you watched these two teams play at all?!?!?! The Season series was 2-1 and every game was within 6 points. Last year, same story and the Celtics won in 7. Without Kyrie and Hayward. And without Smart for 2 games.

I mean... now he’s done it once. That’s not really reinventing yourself. That’s winning 1 tournament 15 fucking years later. 

Are we seriously not going to talk about what a shitty dude Tiger is?

Make it 2 door!

That’s a pretty stupid foul to get that mad over. They miss way worse stuff than that all the time. 

Dude. If he doesn’t start ditching that Kobe fade-away, I’m going to flip a table. He completely forgoes layups, in favor of a spin, step-back, and a clank off the rim. 100% of the time, all the time. He literally beats his man, then spins back into him and lofts a contested shot. 

Hoo boy!

I think a way better idea is looking at how you can impeach a judge or two, like Kavanaugh.  

I wasn’t aware that it was actually illegal. 

Steve King’s not from Idaho.

Hey man.

The MyPillow Guy?!?!?!?!