New mechanic walks in to garage, notices small connector he forgot to plug in a couple months back. Looks left. Looks right. [no one around] Bends down, plugs it in and saunters away causally while whistling to himself.

Following the crash, which occurred back on December 12 of last year, other motorists rushed to help her and her 19-month-old son

It’s NASCAR. No rights, only lefts.

GLORIOUS FORMER PLACE OF SOVIET UNION!

Use a street sweeper for the sweeping

Pfft, who says you have to look back to go in reverse?

I believe this is an excerpt between mclaren head and honda head

Fixed it...

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

This would be so much better if you had used the correct “they’re”, but “Powdered Donuts” earns a star from me.

and here I’m still waiting for a 2.0T raptor :(

My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I like it.

Just another 12 years, and we can legally bring it back.

OOh you don’t like anyone. How edge.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

“Sir, we’re sorry to hear this, however, we cannot offer an extended warranty on your daughter.”

“Do you know how far away I was from being my high school valedictorian? My high school valedictorian went to Yale and is currently in medical school. I’m sitting in my bedroom eating Doritos and writing about mail I get. That’s how far.”

One of these places called about a warranty on my 2011 Mustang that I had sold a couple years prior. For kicks, I played along, trying to figure out how much they were going to charge me.

The bottom line was that I needed to sign up now, over the phone, by signing up for monthly automatic payments for the next year,…