It just fucking died, Mikey. It just fucking died. Sometimes shit happens...

Hell, mine is just an opinion anyway. Was probably the biggest uneventful event of the year.

I dunno. As someone who remembers watching this as it happened, it was pretty dumb too.

Oh yes. The five-head.

That is very nicely done, sir.

Um... Uh... Hmmmm... Well...

Carmen Electra is still sexy as hell but screw that mess. Bring back that "unpimp ze auto" guy. He was much funnier to watch than that contrived confusion.

Their "grounded to the ground" Camry Sport Edition, of course.

So BASS fo yo face instead of BASS fo you ass?

It is looking at its own ass.

The owner of this one is a friend of Dorothy? That's unexpected.

Thank you sir! And I can spell "inconceivable" but manage to butcher Fiero-faker. I need a beer...

With all that ugly and yet open space there, at first glance I was thinking Fireo-faker all the way. I still have trouble believing this is a real, legitimate Ferrari. INCONCEIVABLE!!

Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

Yeah, keeping your dope stash, paraphernalia (aka peripheral-nail-ya), and "ya gunz" out of sight does tend to go a long way to helping you avoid arrest. Amazing tip that.

But who would have ended up crying first? j/k

Well, it isn't exactly "blazing" yet. That LTD(?) has not yet made contact, apparently.

While I agree that the post is a little unfeeling and maybe ill-advised, if the accident was just that - an accident - and she wasn't tweeting/twerking/high-from-snorting-powdered-baby-seal-eyes while she was driving, I don't see what business it is of theirs what she writes, cruel though that position may sound. …

Blue light noted.

Gene Simmons?