I keep gettin older but my power plants stay the same age...

Love the reaction of the guy sitting there on the stump. Gets up all, "Hey man, it wasn't me... Shit, I'm outta here."

Later versions of the car completely lost the plot, but the DSM crowd never forgot what made it great.

In what is possibly the closest competition in the Great Beat-Off yet, hope burns strong for that gas-sucking American tradition, the cheap V8.

I'm not talking about any paint or wrap this time as the Carlsson CS50 Versailles is indeed adorned with more than 1,000 sheets of wafer-thin gold leaf. It takes 200 man hours and a squirrel hairbrush to achieve such class. And it's going to China, of course.

Point taken. It does have a little edge to the delivery, I have to admit.

But isn't that the point of all marketing? Telling others how much better you are or your product is than the rest? Besides, that whole line about leaving a car on the moon with the keys in it because we're the only ones going back was funny! Not wholly true but funny. And because 'Murica any-damned-way. :)

That's the one!

And if you don't know what B means, let us explain.

Keep in mind, I didn't pull this ex recto — the president of Fuelshark himself, his majesty, sent me that description. What I did do was point out that the capacitor that Mazda uses for the system Fuelshark was comparing themselves to has 120,000 times the capacity of the capacitor in the Fuelshark. Which is one…

Humdinga? As in "it's a humdinger?" Really?

Klassy!

Eight vehicles, including two Corvette ZR1s, were swallowed by a sinkhole opening up under the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Kentucky this morning.

Hee heh heh... Knob...

HA! Well, this is obviously late but thank you nonetheless!

PENIS!

Something vaguely GM-ish about those lights. Maybe not GM but certainly not MB.

Remember the story of Narcissus? He was the Greek hunter who fell in love with his reflection, and ended up starving to death because he wouldn't leave the side of his own beauty, even for like a minute to go get a Greek salad and an extra side of grape leaves at Gyros Express. That's the risk of staring at your…

Lord knows he'd have an opinion about it and be all too eager to share it.

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