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12/9/13

In a move that is in no way reminiscent of NASCAR, the FIA has now announced that Formula One will award double points in its season finale starting in 2014. But it doesn't matter. Vettel will still win.

12/5/13

I can't tell if she is just a slight little wisp of a woman or if that car is fucking gargantuan but there is something odd about the proportions of the two when she is standing there with her hands on the hood in that still.

11/20/13

Awww, hell. They done let the smoke out of it already.

11/19/13

Hiththththth. I am a fierth thnake.

11/13/13

10/29/13

HEY! Whatthehellyoudoinoverthere!!!

10/24/13

Imagine you're a traffic cop working an intersection a small Romanian town. You're minding your own business when ::BAM:: a loose and very angry bull comes out of nowhere, charges at you, and bashes you to the ground.

10/16/13

Annnnnnnnd, now you've ruined it for me... Thanks for that.

10/16/13

Love, love, love the lights. Nice little retro nod there.

10/10/13

Because all smartly dressed agents carry what appear to be a sawed off .410 in Miami.

10/7/13

If you haven't adequately scared the crap out of your children lately, you can buy them these neat Top Gear action figures for the low, low price of $500. It has all three of their favorite hosts — James May, Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond — wearing bizarre masks of terror that will be perfect for your child's…

10/2/13

All I need is my paint brush... All I need is my paint brush and my bottle of lotion... All I need is my paint brush, my bottle of lotion, and a box of ammo...

9/30/13

Had a blue one just like it in high school and I still miss that car to this very day. I messed up and got rid of it for a newer and, at the time, more fashionable Eclipse being the "Trish Trendy" a-hole I was. Worst. Decision. Ever. That Eclipse was a piece of shit - did have a badass stereo in it though! :)

9/25/13